Petrarca in no doubt

And Laura called Peggy returns
In the middle of the night
Smelling of cheap red wine
"You, fuck! I only have Pinot Noir!"

And Laura called Peggy lays her head
Next to mine for a kiss
Out of the blue I've longed for
Of cheap red wine called Pinot Noir

And Peggy who's Laura spends what's left
Of the night in my arms
To put it R-ratedly for fucking would

Be like calling Pinot Noir
Cheap red wine and Peggy Laura
I know it's confusing, but she's not